Worst Mascot Ever?

Last night, I tweeted about Mavs Man from the Mavericks vs. Pacers game.

Not many people know about Mavs Man outside of Dallas.

I’d trade Mavs Man for Shawn Bradley’s old jersey.

He has to be the worst mascot ever. Right?
He/She/It didn’t even make the worst list when I Googled it.
Apparently, we have 2 mascots. I was originally thinking of trading Mavs Man to Greendale.

I love The Human Beings. Not creepy at all.

Now I want to trade both Maverick’s mascots for the Greendale Human Being and Green Man.

Then the magic happens.
By magic, I mean, giving kids night terrors.